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Продолжим проповедь Церкви Хорошего Морти

No. It's just, I don't know. I'm kind of sick of playing with action figures. It's gotten boring.,Rick and Morty,Рик и Морти, рик и морти, ,фэндомы,Morty Smith,Морти, морти, Морти Смит, Morty,R&M Персонажи,Rick Sanchez,Rick, Рик, рик, рик санчез,R&M комиксы

All good Mortys must praise the One True Morty by playing with their action figures and all relevant accessories.
“Remember when there was only one set of footprints? That’s when the One True Morty was carrying you in his Super Action Blaster Jet"'.” - Psalmortys 4:19
T-t-that's a smart move,

No Morty don't do it! Nothing good can come
of entering that portal!
It's no use. The choice, the consequences, are his alone.
“The tempting portal glows green and angry, like so many Hulk anuses.” - Mortylations 2:13
A Morty that doesn't play with toys is pretty valuable in the collector's

I knew going through that portal was a bad idea! Perhaps the OneTrue Morty will take mercy on me, and send a savior to free me from this plastic prison.
A good Morty must find joy in the little things, like a super-poseable robot arm, light-up demon eyes, and a plastic missile lodged in a

Wow, what a great idea to do a report on crystals for science class!
"Only tin; wiil of the Earth can reject the soiling of the Rick." ■ .Mortvnet ice 6:14
Hey, y-y-you guys really want to ace your science project? I know a place with some amazing crystals. You'll get an A for sure.,Rick and

“Let the One True Morty place his scratch-n-sniff sticker upon your soul.” - Old Mortestament
May the One True Morty have mercy.
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Later...
They do something very VERY important Morty...,Rick and Morty,Рик и Морти, рик и морти, ,фэндомы,Morty Smith,Морти, морти, Морти Смит, Morty,R&M

They get you riggity-riggity-wrecked, bro!
It's your turn now, Morty. Be like a good scientist, and snort up.
Morty may think he discovered something amazing, but his experiment will soon lead to some unexpected results.
Okay, I guess so. For science. Back on Earth, the righteous Morty reaps

The Morty that was tempted by Rick and his recreational drugs is now doomed to spend his days crammed into the beast's filthy orifices. Use this cautionary tale as a reminder of the slippery, tuna-smelling slope that comes when a Morty walks with Rick.
If only I had followed the ways of the One

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Three scoops please!
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Maybe you should get a part-time job! I mow lawns on the side.
Yeah and I sell fake weed to the seniors!
“Seriously, f**k Brad.” - Mortynetics 7:18
What's the matter Morty?
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Yeah, didn't you want some ice cream?
Of course I want ice cream! But I have

It is the Rick's way to tempt Mortys with promises of ice cream, cash, or passwords to high-def porn sites...
I wouldn't do this, Morty. Think about the consequences.
Of what? Sleeping on the couch while Rick uses my room? This sounds too good to pass up!
I WANTTO RENT OUTYOUR BUTTHOLE! FOR MY

The One True Morty teaches us that our buttholes are to be cherished, and are only for...
“The anus is the window to the soul.” - Psalmortys 9:13
Here we see two good Mortys spending their hard-earned wages wisely.
I hope the other Morty made the right decision.
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But the One True Morty only forgives those with pure hearts, and pure buttholes.,Rick and Morty,Рик и Морти, рик и морти, ,фэндомы,Morty Smith,Морти, морти, Морти Смит, Morty,R&M Персонажи,Rick Sanchez,Rick, Рик, рик, рик санчез,R&M комиксы

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With your eyes and your never-giving-up.,Rick and Morty,Рик и Морти, рик и морти, ,фэндомы,Rick Sanchez,Rick, Рик, рик, рик санчез,R&M Персонажи,Morty Smith,Морти, морти, Морти Смит, Morty,R&M комиксы,Doctor Who,Доктор кто, DW,R&M crossover,Rick and Morty crossover, R&M кроссовер

the memory of that will hurt so much that I woo't be able to b r e a t h e.,Rick and Morty,Рик и Морти, рик и морти, ,фэндомы,Rick Sanchez,Rick, Рик, рик, рик санчез,R&M Персонажи,Morty Smith,Морти, морти, Морти Смит, Morty,R&M комиксы,Doctor Who,Доктор кто, DW,R&M crossover,Rick and Morty

Перевод: Как же мне надоело терять людей Морти!

Вот посмотри на себя - на свои глаза и на твой "никогда-не сдаваться" настрой и на твой гнев и ... твою доброту... Однажды воспоминания об этих вещах будут настолько болезненны, что не смогу дышать.

Ссылка на автора, который указывает, что вдохновение черпал отсюда

Произведение хорошее, но зачем у Морти ухо продырявлено непонятно...

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